Saturday, 1 September 2012

amazing

Eagle Ray-

Eagle rays unlike stingrays tend to live in the open ocean rather than on the bottom of the sea. Compared with other rays, their tails are quite long and they are a well-defined    rhomboidal shape featuring distinct wings.

Spotted Eagle Ray

The spotted eagle ray is one of the most beautiful rays and is also known as the bonnet ray. It’s inky blue body is covered with almost star like white spots. Weighing about 230 kg (about 507 lbs), it wings can grow as wide as 2.5 m (8 ft) and can reach up to 5 m (16 ft) in length with its tail. Spotted eagle rays are a spectacular sight to see swimming just below the surface of open waters in large schools. They can even be spotted jumping out and across the waters sometimes.

Saturday, 25 February 2012

Tapi Bagaimana. . .???


                                         

kalkulator

Ketika saya baru masuk ke lift, sorang wanita masuk
dan menekan butang 2 dan kemudian butang 4, manakala saya
lak menekan butang 18 untuk ke tingkat 18. Lift pun naik la
dan berhenti di tingkat 2, tp wanita tue tak keluar. Kemudian lift
berhenti pulak di tingkat 4, tp wanita tue pun tak keluar juga
dan lift pun mula naik.. maka bertanyalah saya pd wanita tue, "akak(sbb
nampak cam tua dr saya) dah terlepas tingkat yg akak nak naik.."
"ooo.. saya nak ke tingkat 24", jawabnya selamba..."tp td akak tekan
butang 2 dan 4" tanya saya lagi tak puas ati.. "astaga!!! nilah
akibatnya kalau terlalu lama bekerja dgn kalkulator"sambil menggaru
kepala...

Friday, 24 February 2012

DEWAN MAKAN


di satu dewan makan SMSL...:)

KODE:  weh,,pahal air tembikai ni rsA len mcm ek??
ALEX:    la........ko xtaw kA yg abg DM ni kacau air pkai selipAr??
KODE:  haa???ko biar betOL??
AlEX:    btol lAA...ko x cyA jom ktA gi skodeng esok
KODE:  k2...

ESoknye, dorg pon skodeng abg tu.....

AlEX:    ha!cubA ko tgok tu, diA pkai selipAr kan..
KODE:  mnA??x nmpk pon
ALEi:  cubA ko tgok kat kaki diA tu…diA pkai selipAr kan..diA x pkai kasut kan...
            muahaha..ko dah knA..
KODE:  BABI ko

p/s : CERITA REKAAN SEMATA-MATA…HAHAHA